BUTHOCKER 

A BOWEL MOVEMENT AFTER A WEEKEND OF DRINKING THAT WHEN YOU FLUSH, SWIRLS AROUND LIKE A HOCKER OR EGG WHITES. IT IS USUALLY BLACK IN COLOR.

MAN I JUST LEFT A MAJOR BUTHOCKER IN THE WALMART SHITTER!

BUTHOCKER by IAMRASPUTIN September 30, 2011

Bullocker 

One who is a loyal fan of Sandra Bullock!

If you've seen 'While You Were Sleeping' or 'Miss Congeniality' more than 20 times than you're probably a Bullocker! ;)

Bullocker by _Kizzzzzy July 23, 2013

semi-buttocked 

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

semi-buttocked by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

butthooker

an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.

Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.

butthooker by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011

buttockracy 

n. A system of government in which the voters continue to elect representatives who do all their thinking with their posteriors.

"In the last 10 years, this country has become more and more a buttockracy."

buttockracy by KirbyP March 23, 2006

butsucker

To suck ones booty hole.

"Dayum abbey really sucked every guys booty hole, she a butsucker"

butsucker by Big booty tom December 20, 2014

buttockery 

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.

Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!

buttockery by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006