AutoCorrupt 

A behavior deliberately built into word processing programs to replace what we meant to say with what they have been programmed to say, regardless of coherence or context. Frustration (and occasional hilarity) ensue. Most commonly associated with smartphones.

Damn You Autocorrupt!

AutoCorrupt by Dotchaos July 7, 2014

Autocorrupt 

Autocorrupt is the action taken by your smartphone when texting that changes words that are spelled perfectly and are being used in proper context to words that will now make it appear like your grasp on the English language is as loose as one's bowels after eating at Taco Bell. What was once singular will now become plural and visa versa. Present tense will become past tense. Spaces between words will be replaced with letters like "v" and "b". Even whole words will be changed without any rhyme or reason. What was once a useful tool to help with spelling has now become a mechanism to confuse everyone you text and convince them you are drunker than a skunk.

Typing "Glad I won't have it for long" turns into "Glad Ibwon't have it for long."
Typing "Your text this morning put a big grin on my face." turns into "Your text this morning put a big going on my face."
Typing "Texting slowing you down?" turns into "Texting showing you down?"
Typing "If I do decide to bail after talking..." turns into "If I do decide to build after talking..."
Typing "Autocorrupt strikes again!" turns into "Autocorrupt strike again!"

Autocorrupt by Hezry September 15, 2023

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

autocorrected 

The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.

Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.

autocorrected by dRe420 December 9, 2010

Autocorrect 

Fuck autocorrect

Fuck autocorrect

Autocorrect by Fuck autocorrect October 7, 2019

Autocorrect 

1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.

1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*

3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!

Autocorrect by Tsoran May 15, 2014

autocorrect 

A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.

Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!

autocorrect by do it fgt  November 16, 2011