Athletic D

Athletic D is a phenomenon made famous by independent rapper Mike Stud and his crew (Jon Kilmer, Blue Yupp, DJ Fader, The New Merch Guy, and Dr. Merch). One can posses Athletic D if they exhibit athleticism in the bedroom.

"Wow, Blue Yupp must have Athletic D, four times in one hour!"- Said by Mike Stud after the Houston show.
"Talking 'bout some sex with me, damn right I got Athletic D" - Mike Stud in his song "Break it Down (medley/freestyle)"

Athletic D by vote4stud October 22, 2013

athletic dent 

Wdwhen your ass is so flat that it almost inverts into itsself creating a dent from athleticism.

omg white bitches at my school think they have fatties when they really have the athletic dent.

athletic dent by peyton solomine July 6, 2017

athletic dick 

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

athletic dick by alicianola February 3, 2017

Athletic-dad-bod 

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

Athletic-dad-bod by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

deceptively athletic by Jc071184 March 22, 2017

deceptively athletic

Another term for a white sports-player. Frequently associated with “Total Floor General”, “High sports IQ”, and “Team Leader.”

John is deceptively athletic even though he’s 6’5 and 10% body fat

deceptively athletic by Randy Randinger July 14, 2021

Dunfermline Athletic F.C 

Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.

Dunfermline Athletic F.C is a little hole filled with gremlins

Dunfermline Athletic F.C by Cillmaster March 22, 2023