Ass-Litter 

The particles of hair, lint, and shit left on the back of a toilet seat in a public washroom by a dirty ass.

I went into the airport bathroom and the seat was covered with ass-litter.

Ass-Litter by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010

literal ass-hat 

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

literal ass-hat by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass

A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy.

That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up

Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass by Mark Rialto September 18, 2005

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth 

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth by nepvll March 12, 2023

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five 

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five by penisslikker January 2, 2024

Asslifter 

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).

Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")

Asslifter by N. Abel March 23, 2013