Asher's penis 

A Very long object that is only given to the big booty hoes

"Hey look its asher's penis!" "WOW its very long can i touch it?"

Asher's penis by BigBoyShlong November 4, 2020

Aster's penis 

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster

"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"

Aster's penis by Asterical March 31, 2018