Appetext 

1. (Transitive verb) An incredibly appetizing photo/description of food sent via SMS; the culinary equivalent of a sext. 2. (Intransitive verb) To send or receive food porn via text message.

— Appetext·er (noun)
— Appetext·ed (past tense)

1. "I wasn't even hungry, but Jane appetexted me a pic of a cheeseburger that made my stomach growl." 2. "I could hardly control myself after getting an appetext of Brett's homemade spaghetti last night -- it looked so good, I could practically taste it." 3. "I was doing really well with my diet, but Luke sent me an appetext from Artichoke Pizza and I couldn't help but go get some."

Appetext by @marseniuk October 28, 2013

appetent 

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.

"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"

appetent by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010

AppenText 

A useless, uninformative or trivial follow-up text sent by annoyingly impatient people that's worded to sound like it was apart of the initial message, whereas in reality serves no purpose other than to give you another notification

A: Hey man, I'm having some friends over on Friday, is it okay if I can borrow your PS4 controller?

ten minutes pass

A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao

another ten minutes pass

A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-

B: Dude I'm at fucking work stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs

AppenText by UsesUrbanDictionary July 23, 2021

bon appeteet! 

feeding a dog gastric polystyrene.

bon appeteet!

bon appeteet! by xdr5t3evq3q November 2, 2023