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Andoni is a vibe, he is the centre of the party. people want his face. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for Andoni. contrary to popular belief, Andoni actually is a better chise than Phiwe, although Phiwe has more swag. now Andoni is well known in South Africa for being SA Jolling a very unknown sport but highly respectable.
Girl 1: "OMG! did you just see that guy walk past? I want his babies!"
Girl 2 : " Must be Andoni
Andoni by Bishopsboy5 September 7, 2011
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Biggest legend that exits, can eat half a chicken in 2 minutes flat which impresses all the girls.
Person 1: OMG where did that chicken go?
Person 2: Andoni is right here where do u think it went.
Andoni by Thot Stathi December 31, 2019
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A man well versed in the art of vaginas music. Wonderful person, really, and hella gay, carrying around that good ass music taste makes his back HURT.
Person 1: "Who's playing that awesome music?"
Person 2: "This playlist has got to be made by Andoni."
Andoni by the First Gestaltian October 8, 2020
a player who cares abt no one but himself
omg that guy was such an andoni he totally played you.
andoni by lolidekmanthisiswack June 28, 2018
A grammar nazi who thinks hes so smart in politics and get pissed easily hes also a fucking idiot and he runs like a grandpa and likes to ask people what is the difference between proper grammar and formal grammar.
Andoni: what is the difference between proper and formal grammar
Andoni by LikeHappy man July 1, 2017
If you play warzone hop on a kitten discord vc with daddy adonis

He will slay and pray with his big golden juicy M4
Joe: Woah did you just win a warzone game?
John: Yes I was playing with andoni!
Joe: Oh then of course you did buckeroo!!!
Andoni by Big Joe rocks March 29, 2023
A sweet girl who likes nuts in their chocolate. Take care of your Andini, for they're gentle back and will give good love. But love can also be a problem. Andini will love you even if you don’t love them, so make sure your Andini is taken care of and you don’t become a toxic friend!

Nicknames can be Dini and Andi
Andini is so nice! I really love my Andini.
Andini by Moonie 🌸 December 11, 2019