Alvin Man 

An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"

woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!

Alvin Man by OpethWC August 18, 2006

Albin Mannen 

Albin mannen (black man in Swedish) is a great man that can do almost everything! He often uses balloons and like to punch Linus. Albin even squeezed pee out of a mattress after his friend slept on it (the friend was Linus)

Albin is reallly handsome! Said the Turkish man.

I know right!! Answers the British dude

I really like Albin Mannen :)

Albin Mannen by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 April 16, 2021

Alvins Stage Manager 

A female who falls deeply in love with a man who resembles a chipmunk. She takes on the persona of being in charge of him like a manager.

Have you heard? Carol hasn’t been at any of the group hangouts lately after clocking in as Alvins stage manager.

Alvins Stage Manager by cheaters gotta go December 18, 2022