Alaskan Lumberjack 

The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.

Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi

Alaskan Lumberjack by Tebbsthepoonslayer October 10, 2012

alaskan lumberjack 

When one freezes shit, then later bangs girl before he jizzes he take poo and inserts into vagina/anus.

Trey: Sooooo whatd you do last night?????!!!
Alex: oh u kno the usual a good alaskan lumberjack session with Amie!
Amie: dick u were not to tell anyone about that!

alaskan lumberjack by Treysuyb June 23, 2009