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Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression 

When a friend visits you and you just can't bring yourself to listen to them, even if they are trying to save your head/neck/life/pretty face/teen sex appeal.
Maxime: Don't you dare pull that Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression on me! I'm trying to save you! CAMILLLLEEE!

Camille: Bitch, please.

Solid Aggression 

A terrible metal band based in Toronto's heavy metal underground. Using rehashed lyrics, terrible chords and a singer that sounds like a dying gorilla, Solid Aggression manages to pump out terrible music at a surprising pace.

Liked by pre-pubescant teens and emo kids, Solid Aggression is working its way towards a record deal.
Good lord, that's the worst music I've ever heard. *checks song title* O god, no wonder. It's Solid Aggression.

Spiral Aggression 

A way to describe a fast-declining mental/emotional state, often leading to short-term feelings of anxiety or passive aggressive moodiness and behavior towards a friend or family member when realizing possible exposure to or symptoms of Covid-19.
Oh man, you wouldn’t believe the spiral aggression i’ve been feeling ever since my wife found out that my cousin that I invited over last minute for sunday night football just tested positive for Covid.

Dude, Covid stress is unlike anything else. It’s a different animal entirely, Spiral Aggression at its finest.

Have you witnessed Amy’s spiral aggression since her weed dealer tested positive? She hasn’t left her room in days, only to smoke her weed.

Attracted to slight Aggression 

When someone likes the idea of being shouted at, grabbed or having an overall semi-violent partner can sometimes link to daddy issues or the person having an overall want to be dominated by a masculine and dominant figure
I’m attracted to his slight aggression

Attracted to slight aggression

aggressive snuggler 

Someone who is very comfortable with physical affection (think Abby Scuito from NCIS) and is not afraid to be bold in initiating it, especially with their significant other.
Boy: "What are you doing?"

Girl: "I'm an aggressive snuggler. Deal with it."

Slightly scared, he put an arm around her waist and let her hold him, not wanting to feel her wrath.

Status Aggressive Syndrome 

A social condition describing a person's need to display their distaste or dislike for certain people, without naming any names, on their Twitter or Facebook status.

Often intended to elicit comments from supportive friends, and infuriate or annoy others.
Carl: "Why did Jen put 'is tired of playing games with all these children - you know who you are' on her status?!"

Bill: "Because man, she's got a fierce case of SAS (Status Aggressive Syndrome)"