Oh My Goodness, it's a potato 

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.

Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato by PSEUDONYAME December 11, 2010

No that’s a potato 

Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.

Person 1: what a weird thing

Person 2: no that’s a potato

No that’s a potato by Random person ignore me July 13, 2018

sorry for the long post here's a potato 

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

sorry for the long post here's a potato by Halidad January 28, 2017

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich 

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

Smoking a potato 

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

Smoking a potato by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019

Snakes in a Potato 

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.

Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?

Snakes in a Potato by SambucaSally May 28, 2022