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Pull a Kobe 

When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.
After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.
Pull a Kobe by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009

pulling a kobe bryant

when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.
Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.
pulling a kobe bryant by XTDave November 21, 2006

Pull A Kobe 

When you crash a vehicle specifically a helicopter into a mountain (in a video game).
John: Ooh I was pretty close to that mountain

Pat: Aww man you really suck at flying helicopters in gta. Want me to drive? Keep this up and you might pull a Kobe.
Pull A Kobe by Wattabi Ikinoshi January 8, 2021

pull a kobe 

To get caught cheating and rat out your friend for cheating, even though s/he hasn't gotten caught; similar to the way Kobe announce Shaq cheats on his wife when he got accused of rape.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Nicole?

Yea, her boyfriend found out she was cheating, and she decided to pull a kobe on Mary. Then, Mary's boyfriend dumped her for cheating.
pull a kobe by DWing May 20, 2011

pulling a kobe bryant

An act that is said to be forceful by the partner of a black male. This act is not necesarily forceful but that black guy will get sued. Sucks but it happens
I heard Jermaine got with that girl and she said he raped her, fuckin nigga is always pulling a kobe bryant.

Pullin a Kobe 

To work your ass off in your job during or right after a huge trial.

To redeem yourself in the eyes of your fans by getting wins for your team, despite the trial you may be going through.
Damn, Michael Vick needs to pull a Kobe!

Did you see that, he's pullin a Kobe!
Pullin a Kobe by steelkettle12 August 17, 2009