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Ronaphobia 

OMG put your mask up mask mask mask we are gonna get corona
stop having ronaphobia
Ronaphobia by Meow08 May 7, 2021

rosmaphobia 

Fear that Walruses (Odobenus Rosmarus) are sercretly infiltrating the United States government, media, and entertainment industries; and stealing U.S. Secrets. Many who suffer from this condition also believe that Walruses have built an advanced industrial civilization in unexplored areas of the continent of Antarctica; and possess an economic market backing a currency far superior to the U.S. Dollar.
A prime example of Rosmaphobia is the widespread believe that U.S. president William H. Taft was a Walrus. Other famous figures popularly speculated to be Walruses include television Host Jaime Hyneman, and controversial film director Michael Moore.

Bronaphobia 

A sane person who is terrified by the idea of grown men watching and enjoying the show My Little Pony, also known as Bronies.
Joe: "I just love My Little Pony! Brony Pride!!"
Sally: "Get the fuck away from me you creep! I have bronaphobia!"
Bronaphobia by Bronaphobicchic December 1, 2011

Robbaphobia 

Nathan: Look at that chubby nigga with his shirt on.
Michael: He's got robbaphobia for sure.
Robbaphobia by Wolfgankiller April 7, 2015

Ruraphobia 

(n) A condition resulting in severe fear of leaving urban environments and entering rural environments. It usually does not apply to suburban areas as the subject will often still maintain a connection to their city atmosphere, with its concrete and drugs and guns and lack of greenery while they are in the suburbs. However, it will onset immediately in a sufferer as soon as they enter a rural area. It is characterized by fear of water, fear of trees, fear of peacefulness, fear of flowers, fear of country music, fear of cows.
Hey, look at the city boy, he pee'd in his pants a little bit when we exited Penfield and drove into Walworth. He noticed he couldn't see the city skyline anymore and suffered a nervous breakdown. He must have ruraphobia!
Ruraphobia by YankeeWhite May 24, 2010

Romophobia 

The fear of the quarterback of your favorite team being on the field with the game on the line. Named after Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, the fear developed amongst Dallas fans when Romo choked in the biggest games of each season (most notably December and playoff games). Fans of other teams developed this fear, when their QB played like Romo.
Once their romophobia kicks in, many NFL fans can't bring themselves to even watch the 4th quarter of the game.
Romophobia by tibbidoe December 3, 2013