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South african snake trap 

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.
--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.

an african horsefly 

having excessively rough and raw-dog anal sex in an apartment/hotel

before the male finishes, he sicks is bare bottom out the window, and his partner gives him a blumpkin, and the fecal matter proceeds to fall down to earth.

then he throws his partner out the window and into the poop
bro 1: bro, where's your bitch?
bro 2: bro, she's in the hospital, bro!
bro 1: bro!, is your bitch okay?
bro 2: nah, bro, my bitch got 10 broken bones and a coma
bro 1: bro, what happened?
bro 2: we rented a room on the top floor, and we pulled an african horsefly.
bro 1: nice.
bro 2: nice.

South African Blowjob 

When your partner places a loaded dart gun on your penis and proceeds to shot it into the eye of your cock
Imka destroyed Jabulani”s cock last night after giving him a South African blowjob

Compete in the African-American high-dive competition

Another way to say "take a poop."
"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."

Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon

The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.
Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.

white african american 

A person of white South African origin, currently residing in America
I'm white african american. I was born in South Africa, but got American citizenship.
white african american by dildo777 September 27, 2018