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Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
Dolphin Blanket by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010

Dolphinite

One who has an odd addiction to sex toys.
"Is that a 15 inch, lubricated, vibrating dildo? You are a one of a kind dolphinite, buddy."
Dolphinite by Kaptain Kelso September 16, 2011

Dolphinholme 

In between Lancaster and Garstang, UK. In the middle of nowhere. Residents consist of:
- Sheep.
"Oh, you live in Dolphinholme? Don't they have a festival called Dolphinstock, or something...?" - "No, we've got sheep."
Dolphinholme by ispyrigrog December 27, 2011

Dolphin Ride 

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.
"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
Dolphin Ride by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

dolphin slayer 

a gentleman with a particular fondness for the ladies of Delta Delta Delta, whose mascot is the dolphin. Often but not limited to the gentlemen of Sigma Chi and Kappa Alpha.
God, Mike is a real dolphin slayer - he's killin those tridelts like a tuna fisherman.
dolphin slayer by babydolphin December 12, 2012

dolphinication 

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication