A dialectic counterattack, primarily used by females when arguing with their male counterparts, in which some or all statements previously made in the conversation are retroactively labeled "feelings". This Jiu-Jitsu inspired verbal maneuver thus renders all valid points and rebuttals made by the victim moot, nay less than moot, in fact all those rebuttals have now been turned into an unprompted offensive attack. And in argument, it is the attacker who "loses" the match.

Mark: So my girl told me that I was asshole because I forgot our first anniversary yesterday. I pulled out the concert ticket from our first date which proved our anniversary is next week and said she was being rude. Then she pulled the feelings card on me, she said that regardless of when our anniversary really is, she still felt forgotten and felt like i was an asshole, and now i was a double asshole for calling her rude and stomping on her when she was already hurt. FML!

The feelings card by mckwistonator July 20, 2012

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tropical feeling

The feeling you get when you think of a tropical place or going to the tropics

Wow morgan when I think of going to Florida I get a tropical feeling

tropical feeling by Savanah cooks February 13, 2014

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before feeling

that feeling in every part in your body before you finsh mastibation or having sex

" i just love the before feeling"

" that before feeling is so good!"

" i just love the before feeling"

before feeling by themanathome May 18, 2015

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dumb feelings

When your feelings are dumb

I have dumb feelings for him

dumb feelings by chilllllllllllllll December 5, 2015

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