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Spilly Winkle 

A British phrase used when a young lad masturbates and ejaculates into his hand, and tosses it into someone else's face.

Usually an insult, but can be used as a sign of affection on the oddest of people.
"Mrs. Steger," the lad says to their Latin teacher, "have you ever been spilly winkled?"

"You want to spilly winkle Her Majesty the Queen? Treason!"
Spilly Winkle by Rickuu April 29, 2013

Shit Van Winkle 

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later
"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
Shit Van Winkle by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

Fuck winkle 

The turning of the fuck, in that during coital humpage, the party who is being penetrated turns a minimum of 90 degrees to either side while squeezing butt or cunt muscles in such a spastic way as to induce the giver of the rod to spontaneously combust while spewing hot jizz
She did the fuck winkle and I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Fuck winkle by Buck Fush December 16, 2003

Bull Winkle Surprise 

when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.
"Yo man, you're girls face is fucked up!"
"I know, i gave her the good ol' Bull Winkle Surprise."

Dirty Winkle

When a guy comes home from work all sweaty and nasty, walks straight up to his wife/girlfriend and puts her on her knees. Then she will suck the guy's penis and be damn grateful for the opportunity.
After a long day, Jim decided to call his wife and tell her to prepare for a Dirty Winkle.
Dirty Winkle by Bullwinkle807 February 4, 2009

Rip Van Winkle 

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.
"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...
Rip Van Winkle by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009