The Timmy Scale

a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)

justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.

Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve

The Timmy Scale by Uncle Brin July 24, 2010

where did the time go 

Phrase referring to how quickly time seems to pass over a large amount of time

Similar to "How time flies"

Person 1: Do you remember fidget spinners?
Person 2: Yes, what about them?
Person 1: They were popular 4 years ago
Person 2: Wow, where did the time go?

where did the time go by an_account August 1, 2021

The time nut 

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

The time nut by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

the timmer

A sexual form of Kama Sutra where one man has three women on top of him and they are each having much fun.

Wow, I just saw the timmer on the discovery channel!

the timmer by alex ruch February 10, 2005

The Timberlake

The act of penetrating a woman's vagina with the middle and index fingers and twisting at the elbow to produce a corkscrew like motion with the fingers as seen in the music video for "Sexy back"

Dude when I gave her the Timberlake last night she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

The Timberlake by The_Dirty_Eagles December 15, 2017

The time Seth is supposed to wake up 

No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up is 9.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up by Skmj1221 November 7, 2020

Pitty on the Time 

comes from hebrew and can mean one of two things, depending on tone of speach:
1- something bad that isnt worth your time.
2- something so good that you cant explain in words. its a pitty on the time trying to explain it.

how was the movey?
1) pitty on the time, really bad.
2) pitty on the time, you gotta go see it!

Pitty on the Time by shula August 28, 2005