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Essex spine 

A phrase referring to the tattoo commonly located on the lower back of females of the peasant underclass. Its origins can be traced back to areas of Essex although the trend has become widespread across the country. The tattoo can be spotted in the area between the jeans/thong and the shirt of the lady and is distinguishable by its resemblance to a diagram of a female's uterus and ovaries (although they feebly claim it is tribal art).
"She's got an Essex Spine…and therefore must have a caravan and a host of venereal diseases to match."
Essex spine by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006

Dirty piece of spine 

A Shit, poo, fecal matter.
"Get the door mate!, I'm just popping upstairs to the shitter, got to pinch of a dirty piece of spine."

spine buster 

While enjoying sexual intercourse, you strike her back, thus breaking the spine.
I was enjoying the sex so I gave her a spine buster
spine buster by Michael Kitching November 10, 2007

inflatable spine 

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.
I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!
inflatable spine by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

Ride your Spine 

Queensland Slang for the act of Sodomy, often used in conjunction with "Ride your neck" referring to the act of oral sex.
How would you like me to Ride your spine then when I'm done turn you round and ride that pretty neck of yours.
Ride your Spine by Brynmore September 17, 2008

Spine Rider 

One who commits Sodomy, see also "Ride your spine".
Spine Rider by Brynmore March 31, 2008