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shwacked 

To be drunk way past the point of good sense and decision making, usually leads to blacking out on ping pong tables or throwing up all over the place and forgetting to clean it up. It's the level of drunkeness where the fun has ceased and you begin to seriously regret your actions, while at the same time smiling, laughing and saying 'YOLO' with your friends, even though you know you really fucked up this time.
Dude 1: "Yo sup dude we gonna get shwacked tonight i got that absinthe"
Dude 2: "Man i cant wait hope i black out we gonna be belligerent"
Doctor: "You are both fucking retarded"
shwacked by DrinkDontDrive December 12, 2013

gibbs-smacked 

when one smacks someone else on the back of the head like Agent Gibbs does on NCIS. Usually done to Agent DiNozzo
DiNozzo said something stupid then Gibbs gibbs-smacked him on the back of the head

TRACK-SMACKED

WHEN UR LOVER'S HAIR HAPPENS TO FALL OFF, THEN U GRAB IT AND SLAP HER WITH IT WHILE HAVING SEX DOGGYSTYLE.
Hey girl, let me tell u about last night. It was so good that I got track-smacked all over my back and ass. You should let ur man track-smack u.

booty spanking ass sex doggystyle

track-smacked
TRACK-SMACKED by MusicMan cam February 16, 2010

you look smacked

You look ugly, bad etc.....
you look smacked by Akybsk April 1, 2017

Shacked up

To be in a relationship with someone for more than just a sexual reason and not be allowed or able to date other people
"Our boy got shacked up"

"Did you hear how he shacked up with Susan?"
Shacked up by Bruuuuuuhhh October 3, 2019

smacked arse 

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.
fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.
smacked arse by She2red February 22, 2005