Face Painter 

A fan of a sports team who blindly supports them no matter what boneheaded moves the team makes. A face painter will call fans who criticize bad moves “fake fans” and “bandwagoners.” These are the fans who show up to games with their faces painted with team colors for every game, no matter the state of the dumpster fire.

Matt-“Cant believe Nate Stanley slipped past round 1”
Brandon-“Dude, he is ass. You are such a face painter.”

Face Painter by Mousebagg1 February 25, 2021

hose painter 

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

hose painter by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

angry painter 

when having sex with a girl pull your dick out and hit her all over with it till she turns different colors.

man my girl made me mad so i whipped out my dick and gave her an angry painter!

angry painter by hewl ya January 20, 2009

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

taint painter by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

The Painter 

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.

Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.

The Painter by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010

Philadelphia Painter 

When you are having sex, and you ejaculate all over the walls and you grab the girls hair (as if shes a paintbrush) and paint the room with her mouth (she licks the semen off of the walls).

"This girl and I were going at it so hard that when it was time to ejaculate I blew my load all over her bedroom walls and then grabbed her hair and made her do the Philadelphia Painter"

Philadelphia Painter by Paparazzi69 November 2, 2009

piss painter 

the acidity of urine has a notable affect on copper and some metals. To some, the product created is concidered modern art

Josh has this weird metal artwork in his living room...
Don't touch it! He's a piss painter

piss painter by bayla April 27, 2009