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Mummy Dick Cheese 

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
Mummy Dick Cheese by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016

Mummy Ducky 

The titular main character from the Mummy Ducky series. A duck creature that can speak 6000 languages and battles natural disasters while laughing at humans.
We tried to cook Mummy Ducky but we failed..again.
Mummy Ducky by FM Member December 23, 2019

mummy flaps up your slah 

David:(try’s to rizz)
You:mummy flaps up your slah
David:*dies*

Mummy Dust 

When you hit a really stupid person in the head, the only thing that comes out is Mummy Dust.
I hit Vicky in the head and the only thing that came out was Mummy Dust!
Mummy Dust by Kinser9 July 21, 2004

mummy foot 

When a female specimen maintains upon her heel, a cruddy dusty mess. The decrepit white-bound masterpiece of open sores, crevasses, and skin dust, masks the classy heel which it inhabits.
Bobby's momma looking good, look at em legs?

Yeah them are some fine looking legs. She got the ol white crown on her feet. Dems mummy foot.

Oh yeah them are some nice heels.

See also: glacier feet, cheese grater foot
mummy foot by marvin woodhead February 23, 2011