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relative humidity 

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.
Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.
relative humidity by dintx March 19, 2011

Relative Humidity 

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.
Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!
Relative Humidity by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010

Humidity 

The devil's ball sweat
It's as hot as hell and as humid as the satan's balls. This humidity is dripping right off the devil's balls.
Humidity by strgzr2893 April 10, 2019

Humbilinicity 

The modern-day style of being humble in social environments, A uncommon yet highly effective element used in attracting the opposite sex.
"That girl in the corner over there looks cute"
"Go talk to her, dont forget to use your Humbilinicity though"
Humbilinicity by EeErEr September 28, 2011

Lethal Humidity 

when a billionaire hasn't gone outside for a few years - 35 degree weather and high humidity becomes lethal in their mind and they need to spend hundreds of millions of other people's money to avoid having their organs boiled
see that 125 pager on lethal humidity - I'm not sure he has gone outside since 2017
Lethal Humidity by AndyFastow August 31, 2023
Timeout, he doesn't know what humility is
humility by truerthanu March 27, 2015