pullin the goalie 

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

pullin the goalie by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

Taint Goalie 

A person who defends their taint.

She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.

Taint Goalie by avbaisley September 3, 2009

playing without a goalie 

Having sex without protection, specifically for the purpose of trying to get pregnant.

Are you and your wife playing without a goalie yet?

playing without a goalie by cribbage guy April 28, 2004

pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

pulling the goalie by nicklby October 20, 2012

Colon Goalie 

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

Colon Goalie by KillCam November 1, 2008

hole goalie

cock block

The female equivalent of a cock blocker.

"Katie used to be my best friend, but I totally hate that jealous bitch ever since she got in the way of me hooking-up with Todd. She knew I liked him, but couldn't keep her hands off him when we were at the bar last month. She is such a hole goalie."

hole goalie by Chris Fritzen January 10, 2008

snow the goalie 

to pull out and blow your load all over the chick's crotchular region (aka "the crease")

No I don't have a condom, but I promise to pull out and snow the goalie instead of finishing up inside.

She pissed me off so I snowed the goalie and left.

My mom walked in while I was pounding it and I snowed my own goalie.

snow the goalie by mehoff15 November 2, 2009