You're such a doorbell

Used when someone has just done something stupid without bad language.

X: I walked in lampost this morning
Y: You're such a doorbell

You're such a doorbell by Batman's_Best_Mate January 7, 2011

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ring the doorbell

walking up behind a female who is sitting down in a chair and pull your dick out and lightly smack it against the side of her neck to get her attention.

She was sitting there at the computer and I wanted some pussy, so I had to ring the doorbell.

ring the doorbell by Alan Lenard December 25, 2007

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Doorbell Knocking

To repeatedly ring the doorbell until someone comes to the door.

Also: Knock on my Doorbell

I'm sick of people Doorbell Knocking. I heard it the first time, and just because I didn't get there in 5 seconds doesn't mean that they need to ring it again.

Doorbell Knocking by Shockii September 7, 2011