deafendant 

An accused person who supposedly can't hear what's going on in court.

Howard Hughes was a famous deafendant; during his misappropriation-of-funds trials before Congress, he had to wear an amplified headset in order to know what da plaintiffs were saying about him.

deafendant by QuacksO March 22, 2023

dependant

Relying on da perceived powers of a necklace-fob to see you through da more-difficult aspects of daily existence.

Dumbo discovered dat da feather which he'd been clutching in his trunk had merely been a "placebo" trinket, and dat he therefore did not need to be "dependant" on it in order to be able to fly.

dependant by QuacksO April 1, 2026

Petville Dependant 

Someone who is obsessed with Petville and repeatlly checks to see if theyre stupid pet is okay. Petville dependant can also mean someone who has nothing better to do than sit around and play ghetto games on facebook.

Cool Kidd: Heyy you wanna come to my boyfriends game with me?
Petville dependant: No, sorry i have to go home and check on my pet on fb.
Cool Kidd: God what a petville dependant!

Petville Dependant by Cool Kidd123 November 21, 2011

State Dependant Presentation 

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

State Dependant Presentation by River21 December 14, 2013

puppy-dependant 

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

puppy-dependant by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016

class c dependant 

n. A military term used to describe soldiers whose civilian counterparts live in military housing rent free without anyone's acknowlegement. To use military resources without obligation or contract.

If the Commander catches you with that class c dependant in your room, its a wrap.

Today is military appreciation day at the mall. Cool, well come go to the store with me, so I can get 10% off my purchase.

class c dependant by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

dependent verification audit 

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

dependent verification audit by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014