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Waluigi blowtorch 

When you wank to a picture of waluigi and then burn the picture, leaving his charred body, which youwankto again
Kyle #1: Bro, I was home alone last night, so I did a Waluigi Blowtorch all over my kitchen!

Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.
Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.
Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Waluigi Telamon

A nice jolly old fellow, who donates to the poor. He will make you birthday cakes, and so much more. But if you say his name 3 times, you will be killed
Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.
Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Waluigi Revolution 

Today starts a Waluigi Revolution Sakurai. We will not be silenced!!!!!!!!

Waluigi's taco stand 

The true source of all that is holy. Waluigi's taco stand can transform anyone into a god. It is run by the sexiest being ever created.
Harry potter got his power from Waluigi's taco stand.
Imma get lit at Waluigi's taco stand tonight.

Waluigi Pinball 

Not only the best track in mario kart history, it is also themed after our lord and savior Waluigiiiiii
Person 1: Waluigi Pinball is bad
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yes, Wario stadium is way better.
Person 2: "Proceeds to slap Person 1."
Waluigi Pinball by alayayeet December 31, 2020