Just after a woman pinches one off, and before a shower, she lets you take her
from behind. As an act of gesture as you approach, she lifts up one of her cheeks to help you. However, after lifting her cheek, you are
overcome with the awful remnants of her previous activity. You have just
experienced her texas trashcan.
My girl did not tell me she had just taken a dump and told me she wanted me
from behind. As I approached my landing
from behind, she lifted her texas
trashcan lid and I chipped a tooth.