1. Human or, in lesser instances, animal feces found carelessly deposited on a sidewalk, parking lot, or other place where people commonly walk, originating in the notorious behavor by the homeless of San Francisco, California.
2. The act of inadvertently stepping into feces under such conditions.
“Yesterday while walking downtown, I ruined a brand new pair of shoes. I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally stepped into a San Francisco Slip n Slide.”
The act of glazing five or more people at once with semen, then proceeding to line them up in a row, naked, laying down shoulder to shoulder. The perpetrator now slides belly-first down the slick aisle of cum-slathered torsos.