reade 

Hot dude who is the heart of any party.

Did you see that hot new guy at school?
Yeah. He's a total Reade!

reade by I'm One Hot Mama July 6, 2016

Comment Reader 

1. A person who goes around his/her friend's myspace and reads that person's comments.

2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.

Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!

Suzie: How did you know?

Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace

Suzie: You Comment reader!!!

Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!

Comment Reader by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006

reared 

When someone sticks their dick up someone's ass.

Oh my, that man got reared by that llama over there.

reared by The one named K3N April 26, 2006

readelete 

Reading a text, email, or any other type of online message and deleting it without replying

This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.

If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule

Steve: I sent this bitch 15 messages over the last 2 weeks and she ain't replying....

Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man

readelete by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010

READERS

some police funded assholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.

you can spot readers by seeing a random guy (or gal) walking around town with a cell phone or handheld device and they stop in the middle of their walk and wave their electronic device in the air like they lost a signal or something----this happens when they are reading a person who is onto them and has the insight to take out their battery.

READERS by gmoneyfunkybrewster March 27, 2010

Reamed 

To annihilate your spouse's asshole while performing anal.

Lets Go Get Reamed Tonight

Reamed by Colorfiedmusic March 6, 2016

reamed 

To Rip,shred, or tear someone's asshole apart.

dude i fuckin reamed yo asshole

reamed by F.A. August 16, 2003