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Nicotine crop dust 

When you shove a disposable vape into someone ass the take a rip while they fart consistently.
She nicotine crop dusted me!

Damn, last night was a movie! Tammy shoved my dispo into her poop shoot and let the biggest ripper go whilst I ripped from the little nozzle sticking from her arse hole. Most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!

Nicotine Nic 

Her: Omg, I can’t wait to chain smoke cigs and ride in Nicotine Nic’s submarine in Seattle!

Him: Bitch, we driving that shit to my pool in Arizona

*pizza oven and mint breeze included*
Nicotine Nic by Crocodile Gary June 23, 2024

Nicotine Deliverance Device

Mate pass the nicotine deliverance device.

Can I get some deliverance mate?

national nicotine day 

national nicotine day august 27th
the day to smoke the most nicotine
“hey bro can you buy me juul pods national nicotine day
“hey bro make sure your juul is on green for national nicotine day
national nicotine day by juuler April 20, 2019

no nicotine november 

in november you have to try to go the whole month without nicotine
bro have you heard of no nicotine november

Crippling Nicotine Addiction 

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen
Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer