windows neptune 

A version of Microsoft Windows that was do to arrive at the same time as windows 2000, but never made it past the second beta. It was supposed to be a home version of windows 2000, but was cancelled by Microsoft, and later merged with Windows XP.

I can't believe Windows Neptune got cancelled, looks like it's time for 98 again.

windows neptune by Jl533 September 16, 2005

Captain Neptune 

This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.

Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.

Captain Neptune by Colin L. May 19, 2003

nuke neptune

1. An underground porn-star credited with having the best "technique".

2. A name you tell someone if you don't want them knowing your real name.

3. The physical act of launching nuclear weapons at the planet, Neptune.

1. "Nuke Neptune fucked me so good I came 10 times in the first minute."

2. "I'm Nuke Neptune, bitch!"

3. "Y'all watch this! We goin Nuke Neptune! Yeeeehaw!"

nuke neptune by willyfisterbut45 April 19, 2010

brayden neptune 

Brayden Neptune is a sweet boy who loves football and is a big gamer and he will do anything to win his game. He will do anything for his family and friends and he has some downsides but is a good person.

Brayden neptune

brayden neptune by k;nfdalj September 25, 2020

On king neptune 

real nigga shit

-homo flow is better than shotta flow

-on king neptune

On king neptune by i hate niggas October 5, 2020

kiss of neptune 

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

kiss of neptune by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018

Rings around Neptune 

(N.) Something really cool and kooky!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.

Rings around Neptune by G-Union May 19, 2003