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Hannah Horsey 

The act of putting a lemon or similar sour object into an attractive girl’s mouth, then ramming your dick in her ass while grabbing onto her pony tail. You ride this sexy convulsing beast as if it were a bucking bronco in a rodeo.
Hey dude watch how that girl over there twitches every time she eats a Sour Patch Kid, I’m dying to Hannah Horsey her.

riding my horsey

A female masturbating with a dildo or butt-plug. Designed to sound innocent.
Girl: What you doing when you get home?
Girl 2: Going to be riding my horsey.

Girl: heyyy me too
*high five*
riding my horsey by Demascuslol March 23, 2011

Marissa Horsey 

Hott!!! very cool to talk to on the internet! does not like russel the way i want her too!!
"look ris, its russel"
Marissa Horsey by Mike April 20, 2005

R.J. Horsey McTitties 

One of the characters names for "Scary Movie 4"
Rim Job Horsey McTitties is a fucking B3A$T!!!!1 = R.J. Horsey McTitties

The Horsey ride 

This was originated by lacrosse players but can be used in any sport with a stick, or just a stick and not in a sport, if ur angry at someone i guess. U ride ur lacrosse stick like a horse and jump into the air next to someone. U pull the stick high into the air and crack it down on the team tool next to u. Variations to this technique have been established, such as running up and hitting the kid in the back of the helmet, or the classic 360 horse. guarantied many laughs
We really disliked this one kid who had gay green mesh on his stick and looked like a mexican, but his parents are white as snow, so we made sure we did the horsey ride to him quite often
The Horsey ride by MendelBomb September 23, 2006

hanky the horsey 

A person dedicated to being a no life horsey
Wow that person is a hanky the horsey.