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greyhound 

a drink mixed with grape juice and vodka(GREYgoose) usually a 2:1 ratio. They get you moving . . .
Damn im 3 greyhounds deep, i hope my dick still works tonight.
greyhound by j-Plane February 10, 2007

Greyhound RP 

A 5 year long Minecraft roleplay consisting of a bunch of idiots with Xboxes. It will have a session eventually. There is no when, just eventually.
I’m a member of Greyhound RP because I have nothing better to do with my life.
Greyhound RP by OneX_One1 September 14, 2019

Greyhound 

To stab and behead someone. Derived from the Canadian news story about a passenger on a greyhound bus beheading someone with a knife.
I hate my job so much that I just want to greyhound myself.

That guy looks psycho - he looks like he might greyhound you any moment now.
Greyhound by Tylderdruden October 1, 2008

Greyhounded 

To be stranded by a bus carrier, especially by the line from which the term derives its name. The company in question is known for altogether skipping stops on its appropriated routes, resulting in major hassles and headaches for weary travelers.
I was Greyhounded last Thursday at Union Station when I waited for three hours and my bus never showed up!
Greyhounded by Mandychi November 9, 2011

GreyHound 

greyhound.. What u call ur m8
Hows it goin greyhound

Not bad lad.
GreyHound by Nially January 6, 2008

Greyhound 

Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.
"Hey, Bill, I heard your wife had the baby!"

"She sure did! I gave her the ol' Greyhound!"
Greyhound by The soggy tomato June 24, 2016