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Bareback Barry

This man will bray all male fannies in sight without oil. His hog is a monster and it feeds off of hot holes. Eddies hole is property of this man. Present him with a bottle of oil and say goodbye to your fanny, as it will be getting brayed with 40 grit sandpaper.
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Bareback Barrys hog is a monster and it feeds off hot holes!
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Bareback bandits

The Bareback Bandits are the most feared duo in all of Bussytown.
By day they wear sheriff badges. By night they terrorize the world, clap cheeks worldwide, and leave stools pushed never to see daylight again.

Hardcore Harry brings the steel mesh.
Bareback Barry brings the hog from hell.

Saloon doors lock when their boots hit the pavement.
Entire neighborhoods go silent when the Bandits ride through town.

Together they ride under one rule:
“No fanny left unbrayed.”
Harry brings the steel mesh. Barry brings the hog from hell. Together they make the bareback bandits and bring absolute devastation to Bussytown”

Shaving Bareback 

When you shave without 'protection' ie. you shave without shaving gel.
Shaving bareback is very dangerous as it may lead to bleeding, rashes and/or itching. Always use protection.
Shaving Bareback by alisjay January 27, 2013

Harley Bareback 

A naked women wearing nipple tassels riding a Harley Davidson having an orgasm from the vibration of the Engine
Whaaa look at that .... Jakkis riding Harley Bareback again
Harley Bareback by The J Mck January 5, 2018

Double Bareback 

When two people have unprotected sex while riding on a horse.
Person 1: Do you like horses?
Person 2: The only time I ever liked a horse was when I went double bareback with that girl at riding school.
Double Bareback by dutchd February 26, 2011

Mongolian Bareback 

A historically influenced sex position based on reverse cowgirl. To perform mongolian bareback, the female must be riding on top in reverse cowgirl and kill an enemy with a traditional bow and arrow.
I had to special order a traditional bow and arrow last night so that me and my girl could do the Mongolian Bareback on the battlefield tomorrow.
Mongolian Bareback by chef-lip September 6, 2022

Surfing Bareback 

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.
Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.
Surfing Bareback by aft79 November 5, 2012