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omg , look at that girl she is so almedina .
i wanna date her.
i wanna be her.
you guys are so almedina for talkingg about her.
Almedina by kgeiueiorddfsivu August 25, 2011
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Hovering Alfred 

The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
Hovering Alfred by Scott Kelley September 1, 2008
A person whom after a shit load of drinks will say that if your parentes ever die, he will adopt you. Even if you are older than him
Alfred: You know what?

Not Batman yet: no, what?

Alfred: I will friggin' adopt you if your parentes ever die
Someone whose mind is rivaled by none. Able to solve any problem without much effort. The classic mastermind or brains of any operation. The guy you can rely on to get out of any sticky situation.
Tony, who is the Alfred of your group?

Hey Franky, how did your boy pull an Alfred with the cops?
Alfred by ZeroT June 12, 2011

Aledo Illinois 

A town in Illinois that is basicly a court house,a tastee freeze,and a high school suroundedby farmland.
Person 1:You going down to Aledo Illinois this weekend?
Person 2:Yeah,might watch a football game and go to tastee freeze
Aledo Illinois by midweekkman November 8, 2011
Alfred is a very good friend and he will be there for you. he likes sports and fortnite .if you ever meet a Alfred stay cool with him.
dude 1: Alfred is a real friend

dude2: i wish he was my friend
Alfred by cassy lover March 29, 2019