1 definition by Alfred_III_of_Birchnessfalls
A person whom after a shit load of drinks will say that if your parentes ever die, he will adopt you. Even if you are older than him
Alfred: You know what?
Not Batman yet: no, what?
Alfred: I will friggin' adopt you if your parentes ever die
Not Batman yet: no, what?
Alfred: I will friggin' adopt you if your parentes ever die
by Alfred_III_of_Birchnessfalls December 20, 2014