look the other way 

To ignore something that is wrong; to not say anything when something bad is happening.

Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.

look the other way by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020

Look the other way 

Being blind to somebody or something.

Look the other way, and you shall see no more evil.

Look the other way by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

just look at the flowers 

what you say to someone who's being really annoying, instead of saying "i wanna kill you".
originally from The Walking Dead season 4 episode 14 when carol tells lizzie to look at the flowers and shoots her.

carol: just look at the flowers, lizzie.
lizzie: *turns around and looks at the flowers*
carol: *shoots lizzie*

person: i hate the walking dead!! it's like really disgusting
twd fan: just look at the flowers, bitch.

just look at the flowers by silverd0e April 29, 2014

look at the ground 

a great one liner come back when you have nothing better to say. Normally leaving your harasser dumbfounded....meaning you win.

Team: Hurry up and get to first base, Twinkles!
Twinkles: "Look at the ground!"
Team: "what?"

Twinkles 1 - Team 0

look at the ground by bellowing bullfrog March 10, 2009

look on the bright side is suicide 

This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.

I am my own parasite.

look on the bright side is suicide by Wally April 16, 2004

let me look up the definition of collect 

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.

"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."

let me look up the definition of collect by Zomboya July 19, 2017

Look at the silly monkey

The phrase is from the TV-show "South Park" and the so-called "Chewbacca defense".

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen...

This ... is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute - that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!

Look at the silly monkey by Springborg June 25, 2008