Brown Parenting 

A seriously fucked up method to use to bring up a child. Typically parents in Southern Asia follow this style of parenting. But still really popular in India, Pakistan, Myanmar, Bangladesh, etc.

When I become a mother, I won't follow brown parenting norms to raise my child up

Brown Parenting by HBKW May 14, 2020

parent day 

Parent day is on June 15 where you honor your parents and you do what they tell you.

Parent: do your chores! It’s parent day!

Kid: ok!

parent day by Unknown unknown person October 26, 2019

PG (Parental Guidance) 

The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.

Dude! Watch your language. PG (Parental Guidance)is in the room!

PG (Parental Guidance) by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008

Part-Time Parent 

A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.

Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."

Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"

Part-Time Parent by prettypenny December 15, 2012

teen parent 

I am not a teenage parent myself but i do have many friends and family members who have had a child at a young age. whilst i do believe that teenage parents should live their life before creating another I do not believe that we as a nation are so narrow minded to believe that all teenage parents are idiots. there lives among us many evil adult parents that put thier children through hell and in some cases cause the death of their own child, with this in mind who has the right to say what age is correct. I feel that if a child is brought into this world and is cared for and loved, despite the age of the parent this person should be applauded. Also maybe we as a nation need to find a solution in helping these teenage parents create a better life for themselves and their child. moreover comments stated that suggest that teenage parents should drive a knife through their stomach to rid themselves of their child or they should use a rusty coat hanger to create thier own at home abortion should be eradicated. individuals stating comments such as these need to consider their own level of maturity before commenting on the maturity of a teenage parent.

a teen parent should live their life before creating another. however my comment does not suggest that individuals comments which i have read are in any way acceptable

teen parent by anti-hurtful statements April 6, 2009

parentheses

Punctuation that some duh-weebs are starting to include in the spelling of the "words" they define.

Even if some other duh-weeb would bother to look up the definition of your personal name, do you really think he's going to include a parenthetical phrase when he's spelling it?

parentheses by Downstrike October 7, 2004

Parent 

noun- A mother/father of the child.
adjective- Someone who acts controlling/paranoid, usually for safety/wellbeing, and usually has good intentions

noun- "Who's the guy who looks like you?" "My dad. He's my parent."

adjective- "WAIT! Wash your fash first! You can't go to dinner like that!!!" ... "WAIT! Don't open the car! The alarm might go off!!!" "T_T Stop being such a parent."

Parent by xiflippeduoffx October 21, 2011