spring broke 

being broke due to spending all of your money on various spring break items such as beer, weed, shrooms, bad motel rooms, mcnuggets and other miscellaneous items.

sorry man I can't throw down for the keg, I'm spring broke.

spring broke by aliciaaaa April 5, 2008

knob broke

Knob broke means u cant turn down which is the opposite of turn up meaning drunk, high, or partying hard. In other words you're not about to stop any time soon.

"Im not going to work tomorrow, cause Its already 3 am. and the knob broke"

knob broke by Money'sworth Midus December 23, 2013

stump broke 

had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.

Ace Dog stump broke that mule out in the field today.

stump broke by dennisrwood October 18, 2003

Stony Broke 

lacks adequate funds (seems to be a Brit or Aus term). Same as Stone Broke in the US.

Googled most frequently in other online dictionaries, but typical usage could be, "Ppl who are stony broke rarely get the chance to post 'stony broke' on the net." :-)

Stony Broke by tw August 25, 2004

I broke ma boat 

'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.

Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'

(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'

Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.

I broke ma boat by met388 August 19, 2009

Smells Like Broke In Here

1. lacking sufficient money to afford Airpods and considered less superior to a normal Airpod wearing person in society.

"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"

synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;

1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)

"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"

"Mom it smells like broke in here"

Normally followed by statements such as:

"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"

"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"

Smells Like Broke In Here by SmellsLikeBrokeInHere January 27, 2019

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it

If there is no evidence of a real problem, and fixing the "problem" would not effectively improve GameTrailers., then don't waste time and energy (yours or anybody else's) trying to fix it. At least tend to the existing problems before creating more.

So we were hoping for GT to fix their site problems, instead they added something new and broke more stuff! So Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it by OMGDOOD August 26, 2009