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Robert Van Winkle

The birth name of the rap god, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle originates from Dallas, Texas but claims he is from Miami. He wrote such songs as Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, Ninja Rap 2, Ice Ice Baby (Christmas edition), and Ice Ice Baby (Zumba Mix). He is also known for his very epic show, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish and his partially less epic show, The Vanilla Ice Project.
When I first heard Robert Van Winkle's Ice Ice Baby, it changed my life for the better.
Robert Van Winkle by Spiderman3 February 2, 2019
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dinkle winkle 

A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.
My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.

Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.

The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.

He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.

That man loves the dinkle winkle.
dinkle winkle by FagFucker April 10, 2008

spit the winkle 

a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.
When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it
spit the winkle by Jonnie Sack April 23, 2006

whiney winkle 

A basement-dwelling adult still dependent upon their parent(s) who spends their day playing video games and protesting against things they do not understand and do not WANT to understand. AKA "snowflakes."
Less than a dozen whiney winkles protested outside the Trump rally attended by 15,000 people with another 4,000 left outside because they were unable to get tickets.
whiney winkle by PanamaDon September 2, 2017

Van Winkle 

Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle
Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!
Van Winkle by maul731 December 23, 2006

poo winkle 

when you shit your pants and a fairy comes out your ass
good god charles that was a nasty poo winkle
poo winkle by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

shooting the winkle 

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage
shooting the winkle by fj July 31, 2003