waiting pizza 

(n.)- The pizza slice(s)purchased while waiting for your food to be made. Generally, this phenomenon occurs when you place in order in a pizza store, and then are left to sit there and wait for an eternity for your food to be cooked, packaged, and paid for...it's consider a pulic service to your hungry stomach in most major cities...

Dez: Ryan, I'm really hungry. Do you have any money I can borrow??
Ryan: I'm sorry, I really don't have enough...(to cook)Hey! Can I have three extra slices while I wait??
Dez:WTF??
Ryan:Dez...waiting pizza

waiting pizza by rasar September 1, 2005

wiki-wasting time

Wasting hours of time on Wikipedia by constantly reading more articles that link to other articles etc. Common practice of university and college students in the arts. To procrastinate on wikipedia.

-I was supposta be writing a research paper last night but i wiki-wasted too much time.

-I can't stop wiki-wasting time.

wiki-wasting time by EricT December 28, 2006

wasting my flavor 

disregarding someone's appealing traits or attractiveness.

Tired of waiting for Dave to realize that she is the girl for him, Holly confronts him with, "Yo, D, why you wasting my flavor?"

wasting my flavor by shmoxie May 25, 2011

waiting to exhale 

the point before a woman finds a GOOD prospect of a man...once she has exhaled...he could be a keeper

I'm not sure if he's the one, so i'm still waiting to exhale.

waiting to exhale by Nnene April 18, 2006

waiting Kate 

formerly known as Kate Middleton, currently - Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge. She waited long enough.

That lucky *itch waiting Kate is now married to the price of England.

waiting Kate by Reddler May 27, 2011

gay waiting room 

A term that has gained currency in New Zealand and Australian slang to describe a male who self-identifies as "bisexual" but is in reality using this label to avoid admitting that he is in fact completely gay.

Such a person will often be in denial as to their true sexual orientation and may attempt to maintain relations with females while soliciting covert same-sex relations, often anonymous in nature or downlow.

A man in the gay waiting room will likely leave emotional collateral damage on both sides of the gender divide in his bid to pass himself off as bisexual.

See that guy over there at the bar, he claims he's bisexual but you can so tell that he's just in the gay waiting room.

gay waiting room by Mr Papafloratos June 18, 2009

chronic wasting disease 

What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.

Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.

chronic wasting disease by jethrojones August 11, 2012