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United States 

Known as America for short, it is a toxic country due to it having the most money, but Americans have shorter and sicker lives compared to its competitors i.e. Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Germany, UK, Canada, France, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand.
Sorry but, with a taste of my brain I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under. Did you know that your toxic Mr United States?

Credit to: Britney Spears
United States by Power476 September 14, 2020

United States 

The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.
United States by Klojhgfcvbn March 21, 2022

United States 

Another way to call Mexico. Due to its official name is Mexican United States.
-Where are you from?
-I am from United States!
-Oh, USA?
-No, Mexican United States
United States by Mr.Chilo July 12, 2022

United States 

A nicer clusterfuck than South Sudan, but a clusterfuck nonetheless
United States by Iamahumantrustme October 9, 2022

united states 

the rest of the world hates the united states until it's time to defend itself, gain some culture (literally all current music, movies, etc.), make a strong government, or invent something cool (hmmm, planes, cars, the internet, computers, phones, etc.). go ahead, eurotrash, wear your dumb yankees hat thinking it's a "cool american" icon, totally unaware of the fact that it's actually a major sports team here and not just some fashion icon to make you look hip and daddy-approved.

United States 

The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.