the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

the shits by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

The Shits

Slang word for cocaine commonly used by advid users.

Man i’m trying to get off the shits.

The Shits by ToastyThunda January 8, 2018

The shits

1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

The shits by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018

The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

The Shits by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019

The Shits

The shits are what you get on you rway out of a taco bell

Person 1: I haven't seen Person two since he went into the bathroom!
Person 3: eh, The Shits will treat ya like that sometimes.

The Shits by ToffeeisTasty November 27, 2021

The shits

Extreme diarrhoea

After eating a rotten oyster, Susan had the shits.

The shits by irrelevant cat March 25, 2022

The shits

A slang term, used especially is the North East of England, for a bout of diarrhea.

"I've got to go to the loo, I've got the shits."

The shits by NorthEastEnglandMan August 18, 2023