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Toyota Suzuki Oshanowa 

The last player to be eliminated from the Kamakazi's in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.
"And there goes Toyota Suzuki Oshanowa - Eliminated!"
"There it is Cotton, oh! Right in his beak!"

Ichiro Suzuki

Incredibly overrated player.

Don't get me wrong, he's a very good player. He makes great contact (career .331 hitter; although batting average doesn't really mean that much). His plate discipline is somewhat poor though (career .377 OBP; only 46 points higher than his BA). Also, like 93% of his hits are for singles (he averages 228 hits, 25 doubles, 8 triples, 9 home runs per season). He also has a career .807 OPS (meh).
Person 1: Ichiro Suzuki is the greatest leadoff hitter.

Person 2: Fucking die.
Ichiro Suzuki by evan123456789 January 24, 2009

Left-Hand Suzuki Method 

An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"

Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."

Luki Suzuki 

Its a nickname you give someone who owns a car but has tons of cds in the glove box, when he should have a MP3 that can reduce the cds.
Person 1: Yo man check out my cds in my glove box, I got De La Soul and Common...
Person 2: Whats with all the Cds my Scion TC allows me to connect my Zune to my radio.
Person 1: yeah im such a fag I should stop being a Luki Suzuki!
Luki Suzuki by JKING619 August 31, 2007

David Suzuki

The man. The best Canadian scientest ever. Genetecist and enviornmentalist. To be used as a complement....or as sexual adverb. (Sexual adverb was ispired by tree-hugging)
That kid is such a David Suzuki (as a complement)
Ohh gimmie a David Suzuki! (sexual adverb)

mojo suzuki 

Dude mojo is just so epic mojo suzuki suzuzuzu
mojo suzuki by not mojoo April 22, 2021