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super smash bros 

best video game ever only 2 things are bad no shovel knight no banjo
super smash bros by (scream) April 16, 2019

Super Smash Bros 

There are only two methods of orgasm. Sex and Super Smash Bros
Super Smash Bros by WispyTheLu March 2, 2020

super smash bros 

The act of gangbanging a woman
Oh man, did you see that video? They were playing super smash bros on that hoe!
super smash bros by Steve_massart January 1, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 

Bros that love to smash each other ultimately.
My brother just smashed me hard in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl 

While it is on the Wii, the worst Nintendo console, it MAY have more characters, but most of the Awesome characters are nerfed from Melee, the online sucks ass, and is laggy, if you read this, but Super Smash Bros. Melee!

Remember, Brawl is not a fighting game, you can not seriously play SSBB cometitively, the Mechanics in the game are slow, and it is only fun when playing with someone else. This leads me to believe that Brawl is one of the worst games on the wii.
Captain Falcon's "Falcon Punch" in Super Smash Bros. Brawl sucks, it does more knockback in Melee.

Super Smash Bros 

The act of smashing the same woman as one of your bro's. A more suitable name for Eskimo Brothers. The first friend to bang the Penis Princess is obviously Mario, while the second person to get inside is Luigi. Regardless of each mario versus luigi title, the two guys are Super Smash Bros--a bond that they will share forever.

If you happen to be a Super Smash Bro, it is your duty as a Super Bro to make sure that the other bro isn't catchin feelings for the Penis Princess. These bitches are rollers, rollin from guy-group to guy-group, bangin bro after bro. It is important to only think of these girls as Super Smash Hoes- more specifically: just a hole to stick your dick in.
"Did you hear about Mark taking Hillary to Pound-Town in the bathroom at that party last night?"

"Ya dude, what a hoebag. She was just getting boinked by Mark's best friend Tony the weekend before."

"Looks like Mark and Tony are even better friends now: they're Super Smash Bros."

"Yeah, it sucks its Hillary though... she is quite the Super Smash Hoe."
Super Smash Bros by ChadwellM7 November 8, 2011