identified patient 

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

identified patient by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005

chemo patient 

While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.

If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.

chemo patient by Zane and David May 2, 2008

rulya patient

A sicko

Don’t go near him he’s a rulya patient

rulya patient by Sausy February 4, 2021

stimulated patient 

Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him

" what do you do for living?"

"I'm a part time stimulated patient "

stimulated patient by Lazordy February 15, 2021

Mental Patient 

What I call myself.

Person 1: I think murder’s okay 🤪🤪🤪🤪 /j
Person 2: You mental patient

Mental Patient by Superjuliam October 15, 2021

whore patient 

A long-term (or frequent flyer) patient in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home. After some time has passed, the patient has been taken care of by each staff member at least once.

Charge Nurse: John you're taking care of 420 today, sorry its your turn.

RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient

Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again

whore patient by NurseNastay October 3, 2022

The Patient Soul 

Otherwise known as Exxistq, this soul is found in the depths of the void, and it prefers to be undisturbed.

When disturbed it will violently rip you apart limb from limb making you scream out in terror as it will hypnotize you into having died over and over again..

Do be careful young Traveler, The Patient Soul Lingers in the void.

The Patient Soul by Hayabusa5239 December 31, 2023