Japanese melons 

tities,tities, tities!

my Japanese melons

Japanese melons by yourgrobert May 12, 2022

Archie melons 

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

Archie melons by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

Sweating melons 

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.

I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons

Sweating melons by An0nomuse September 20, 2023

Loose Melons Mike 

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

Loose Melons Mike by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

The True Melons 

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

The True Melons by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

Water my melons 

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

Water my melons by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl by aphmaufan October 3, 2023