Langhorne 

This is the literal definition of sexy. Also has a massive penis.

Look at that Langhorne!

Langhorne by Forty45454 May 18, 2013

Longhorn language 

the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded

-being PHYSICALLY retarded

-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now

hey hey kid longhorn language!!! ...hypocrite

Longhorn language by thememeist September 10, 2016

Longhorn 

The biggest pussy yiu will ever mean he has long hair and like dudes

Longhorn likes tk steal gis dads dip

Longhorn by chaz ham johnson December 21, 2018

Longhorn 

Unicorn genitalia

I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.

Longhorn by Randypnr December 11, 2019

Longhorns

The best college football team

The Longhorns are the best football team!!!

Longhorns by WhateverAunt891 October 30, 2020

Longhorn Cannoli 

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

Longhorn Cannoli by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020

longhorn lines 

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.

If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.

longhorn lines by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 11, 2021