bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.

bologna winged ham sandwich by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

Free Ham Sandwich Day 

The best day at any school. On this day, you can get 1997% free ham sandwiches!
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.

Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

Free Ham Sandwich Day by PlassyVanni February 4, 2022

Egg and Ham Sandwich 

Term for a bitch.

She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.

Egg and Ham Sandwich by Haley Solo August 28, 2019

stale ham sandwich 

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

stale ham sandwich by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018

like a hobo on a ham sandwich 

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found

As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.

like a hobo on a ham sandwich by Jehc Reed June 25, 2005

What in the ham sandwich

Another form of "What the HELL?"

What in the ham sandwich is goin' on here?

What in the ham sandwich by LaTanya Baker October 2, 2005

Michigan Ham Sandwich 

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.

"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."

Michigan Ham Sandwich by endwalker November 11, 2016